Two massive robots are fighting in the street, destroying buildings and making a general nuisance of themselves. Do you..?

a) Decide to lay off the next weekend.
b) Phone the emergency services while running to safety.
c) Record it all on your phone to show your mates. hell yes! I would probably pick a siude and root for one too!


Which of these is the more insulting?

a) You couldn't find your arse with a map and a compass. Or your ass with a GPS unit....
b) You fail at life worse than a newborn n00b.
c) Your motherboard is a loose jointed, paint chipped, dollar store knockoff.


You visit a comic store. What do you buy?

a) The Illustrated Guide to Early Scandinavian Superheroes.
b) Anything with Simon Bisley's name on it.
c) Anything with Transformers printed on it. Anywhere. SLAG YES! Autobots FTW!


You start a new job. What do you wear to your first Casual Friday?

a) You remove your tie and leave your top button undone.
b) Jeans, non-sweary T shirt, small wristbands.
c) Blue hair due and light up Optimus Prime T shirt. OMG YES!

Where would you like to go for your next holiday?

a) Somewhere cold, like Scandinavia or Canada.
b) Somewhere hot, like Spain or Africa.
c) The Hoover Dam. I would search it for the AllSpark.


Which toys do you have on your desk at work?

a) Those little fluffy things with eyes and sponsor's names on them.
b) Small herd of "vinyl collectibles".
c) Desk? I've heard of those, I think I have one under all these robots. I know have a collection of figurines and merchandice


Your children shall be called something like..?

a) Robert Houston (your surname).
b) Xavier Picard (your surname).
c) Magnus Stan Prime Bush (puny human names deleted). The children that I wont have will be named this.


And finally, the correct response to "Baa weep graagna weep ninibong" is..?

a) Let me type it into Google...
b) Return the Vulcan salute while hiding all the sharp objects nearby.
c) Respond with the same, with corresponding hand gesture. Because I totally speak alien.


Mostly A
Srsly?

Mostly B
I hail to your geekness.

Mostly C
You have the touch, the power and teh internets.

I GOT TEH POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH! YEAH!

teehee!